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A Gay Holiday
(7 days of sun, sass, and soft serve with side-eye)

💼 Saturday: Arrival & Orientation

  • 3:00 PM – Check-In
    Drop your bags, queue up “Padam Padam”, and assign beds—couples get the big one, singles get creative.

  • Stock-Up Run
    Hit Publix, Total Wine, and a CVS for glitter sunscreen, obviously.

  • Dinner Options

    • 🌊 Hook & Barrel – upscale coastal cuisine, cocktails, and candlelight

    • 🏝️ The Hangout – high-energy, beachside, with live DJs and selfie-ready backdrops

    • 🍷 Soho – sushi and steak with downtown chic vibes

  • Evening

    • 🕺 Head to Pulse Ultra Club (gay club with themed nights, drag shows, and go-go boys)

    • 🍸 Or stay in, sip cocktails, and dramatically reenact scenes from Real Housewives

☀️ Sunday: Beach, Brunch, & Bikinis

  • Brunch:
    🫐 Blueberry’s Grill – mimosas, Bennies, and beautiful people

  • Late Morning
    🏖️ Beach time! Choose the gay-friendly stretch near 8th–12th Ave N for community vibes.

    • Bring rainbow towels, portable speakers, and at least one speedo

  • Lunch

    • 🌮 Taco Mundo – waterfront Tex-Mex with craft cocktails

    • 🥗 Or pack a bougie picnic and live your coastal cottagecore fantasy

  • Afternoon
    Pool, nap, or couples massage at Majestic Massage & Day Spa
    (or DIY with margaritas and jade rollers)

  • Dinner

    • 🦞 Sea Captain’s House – romantic, oceanfront, timeless

    • 🍝 Luigi’s Trattoria – low-key Italian with big portions and candlelight

  • Evening

    • 🎤 Drag bingo or karaoke at Rascal’s Tavern

    • 🏖️ Or just walk the beach at sunset, hand in hand (or strutting solo with confidence)

🛍️ Monday: Outlets & Outfits

  • Breakfast:
    In-condo bagels, coffee, and chaotic discussions over what qualifies as “resort casual”

  • Morning
    🛍️ Tanger Outlets – Coach, Adidas, and an unexpected flirtation in the cologne aisle

  • Lunch

    • 🥙 Kindbelly Café – healthy, queer-friendly, and nourishing

    • 🥗 Croissants Bistro & Bakery – brunchy vibes that never quit

  • Afternoon

    • Chill beach time

    • Or explore Market Common – boutiques, bookstores, and coffee shops that say "I'm mysterious and read poetry"

  • Dinner

    • 🧀 Bummz Beach Café – live music, beers, and your toes in the sand

    • 🍣 King Kong Sushi for the dramatic chopsticks snatch and sake shots

  • Evening
    🎶 Tin Roof for rooftop cocktails + dancing
    Or host a mini condo runway night (category is: Boardwalk Eleganza)

🏛️ Tuesday: Charleston Day Trip (Serving Southern Realness)

  • Early Breakfast:
    Coffee + croissants + a 2-hour road trip playlist (Lady Gaga, Janelle Monáe, Indigo Girls… you know the mix)

  • What To Do in Charleston:

    • 🛍️ King Street shopping – from high-end to quirky vintage

    • 🏛️ Rainbow Row (mandatory photo op, of course)

    • 🧺 Charleston City Market – sweetgrass baskets + cute handmade art

    • 🐎 Carriage tour for a charming view of the historic district

  • Lunch:

    • 🦐 Fleet Landing – dockside dining, Southern seafood, and vibes

    • 🥂 Poogan’s Porch – a brunchy fantasy in an old Southern home

  • Afternoon

    • Chill at Waterfront Park (Pineapple Fountain is peak aesthetic)

    • Ice cream or iced tea while people-watching like judgmental angels

  • Evening:
    Return to Myrtle Beach for takeout, wine, and a group screening of To Wong Foo or Carol depending on your mood.

🎢 Wednesday: Waterpark + Family Kingdom Night

  • Brunch:
    🧇 Johnny D’s Waffles – red velvet pancakes and a mimosa tower if you're brave

  • Morning
    💦 Myrtle Waves Water Park – slides, lazy river, and lots of potential flirting
    Pack waterproof eyeliner (no one’s risking raccoon eyes in 2025)

  • Lunch
    Funnel cake counts. Or hit Peaches Corner for a kitschy burger moment

  • Afternoon
    Nap. Or watch “gay TikToks together in silence”—the truest form of bonding

  • 5:00 PM – FAMILY KINGDOM
    Ride coasters, eat corn dogs, and scream like it’s cathartic (it is)

  • Dinner:

    • Casual boardwalk dining at Loco Gecko

    • Or Gordon Biersch for beer flights and flirtatious appetizers

🌈 Thursday: Spa, Slay, & Sunset Toasts

  • Breakfast:
    Yogurt + cold brew + stories from last night’s coaster-induced whiplash

  • Morning Options

    • Spa appointments

    • Beach walk & shell collecting

    • Boutique shopping at The Market Common

    • Or just group journaling about your exes (therapeutic)

  • Lunch

    • Kindbelly again or

    • River City Café – burger perfection with funky vibes

  • Afternoon
    Take a rainbow group photo on the beach
    Try parasailing together or group surf lessons for max drama

  • Dinner
    🌅 Wicked Tuna – stylish, waterfront, and perfect for your final vacation ‘fit

  • Evening
    Fire pit + rosé
    Or one last wild night at Pulse or Rascal’s Tavern
    Someone will cry. Someone will dance. Someone will pack in full drag.

💋 Friday: Finale Fab & Fierce Feels

  • Breakfast:
    Dino’s House of Pancakes for a final syrup-soaked group hug

  • Morning
    Beach time + dramatic final photos + “we should do a podcast” discussions

  • Lunch

    • Last chance to hit a favorite

    • Or Tropical Smoothie Café for something light before travel bloat sets in

  • Afternoon
    Begin the Great Packing Scramble
    Re-watch Reels from the week and start editing the Vacation Slideshow™

  • Dinner
    Vote on your fave from earlier in the week
    Or just order takeout and toast in pajamas like the royalty you are

✨ Saturday: Depart With Dignity (or Glitter in Your Hair)

  • Breakfast
    Cold brew, leftover snacks, and one final round of compliments

  • Check-Out by 10:00 AM

    • Return to reality

    • Already texting the group: “Where next, babes?”

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