Family Itinerary with Teenagers
(One epic week of sand, snacks, sarcasm & selfies)
🧳 Saturday: Arrival & Teen Nesting
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3:00 PM – Check-In
Teens will immediately decide which bedroom is “theirs,” ignore your tour, and disappear into the Wi-Fi. -
Grocery Run:
Stock up on soda, chips, frozen pizzas, and mysterious energy drinks. (PRO TIP: Use Wal-Mart Delivery!) -
Dinner Options:
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🏝️ The Hangout – foam parties, selfie stations, food they’ll actually eat.
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🍕 Mellow Mushroom – funky vibe, even funkier mushrooms.
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🍔 River City Café – burgers, chaos, and ketchup bottles that squirt sideways.
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Evening:
Unpack, unwind, and let them “just check their phones” until midnight.
☀️ Sunday: Beach Day + Chill
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Breakfast:
In-condo or grab Blueberry’s Grill for eggs they’ll actually wake up for. -
Morning:
🏖️ Beach time – spikeball, sunbathing, and that one cousin who insists on digging a massive hole for no reason. -
Lunch:
Packed picnic or grab beachside tacos from Loco Gecko. -
Afternoon:
Chill at the condo pool or hit SkyWheel and the boardwalk arcades for selfies and prize-ticket redemption drama. -
Dinner:
🍤 Sea Captain’s House – ocean views, seafood, and your teen pretending not to care how nice it is.
🍝 Luigi’s Trattoria – carbs and quiet, a rare vacation combo. -
Evening:
🌅 Walk the beach or let them roam Broadway while you sip something strong.
🐠 Monday: Aquarium & Broadway Blitz
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Breakfast:
🥞 Hot Stacks Pancake House – pancakes taller than your teen’s patience. -
Morning:
🐢 Ripley’s Aquarium – sharks, penguins, and glow jellyfish. TikTok gold. -
Lunch:
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Paula Deen’s Family Kitchen (hello, butter)
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Sweet Carolina’s BBQ for the messy eaters.
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Afternoon:
🎢 Stroll Broadway at the Beach – zipline, mirror maze, shops, and a carousel ride they’ll claim is “for nostalgia.” -
Dinner:
🧁 DinoLand Café – giant animatronic dinos and lava cake. Even the too-cool kids crack a smile.
🍣 Or go trendy at Soho Steak & Sushi Bar.
🏞️ Tuesday: Nature, Gators & Go Time
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Breakfast:
🍩 Donuts from The Donut Man – acceptable teen wake-up bribe. -
Morning Options:
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🌳 Brookgreen Gardens – art, flowers, and plenty of space for teens to wander and pretend to be deep.
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🐊 Alligator Adventure – everything from gators to lemurs to teenage shrieks at snakes.
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Lunch:
🌮 Nacho Hippo – stylish, spicy, and teen-approved. -
Afternoon Adventures:
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🧗 Go Ape Zipline & Treetop Adventure – zipline + treetop chaos
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⛳ Mt. Atlanticus mini golf – fun for 18 holes, competitive for the last 4
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🛍️ Tanger Outlets – where teens ask you to buy clothes they already own… just in a slightly different shade of beige.
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Dinner:
🍔 BurgerFi – bougie burgers + truffle fries
🍣 Or King Kong Sushi if they’re feeling fancy
🎢 Wednesday: Waterpark Day + Amusement Park Night
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Breakfast:
🧇 Johnny D’s Waffles – worth the wait, especially for the cinnamon roll pancakes. -
Morning:
💦 Myrtle Waves Water Park – waterslides, wave pool, lazy river = no phones for hours = miracle. -
Lunch:
On-site snack bars or grab & go from Peaches Corner. -
Afternoon:
Chill & nap back at the condo (or pretend to nap while secretly binging Netflix). -
5:00 PM Onward – 🎢 Family Kingdom Amusement Park
Opens at 5 PM! Hit thrill rides, bumper cars, haunted houses, and snack stands until the neon lights blur your vision. -
Dinner:
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Eat inside the park (funnel cake counts, right?)
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Or quick walk to Ultimate California Pizza post-ride for something real
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🏴☠️ Thursday: Indoors & Pirate Nights
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Breakfast:
Muffins, cereal, or breakfast burritos in PJs -
Morning:
🎮 WonderWorks – indoor ropes course, laser tag, and pretend-educational exhibits. Teens may learn accidentally. -
Lunch:
🍜 King Kong Sushi or grab something chill at Broadway Food Court -
Afternoon:
🧠 EdVenture Museum or more arcade action
🛍️ Final souvenir grabs at Barefoot Landing -
Dinner + Show:
🏴☠️ Pirates Voyage – acrobats, sea lions, and chicken you eat with your hands.
Teens may groan at first. By the end, they’re yelling “ARRR!” like it’s Broadway.
🧼 Friday: Last Hurrah Day
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Breakfast:
🥞 Dino’s House of Pancakes – the farewell feast of carbs. -
Morning:
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🏄 Surf lessons with a local instructor
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🏞️ Myrtle Beach State Park – for nature lovers & chill photo ops
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🛍️ Final shopping dash at Tanger or Coastal Grand Mall
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Lunch:
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Smoothies at Tropical Smoothie Café
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Burgers from Five Guys for a no-nonsense meal
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Afternoon:
🌊 Last dip in the ocean or pool, rinse the sand out of...everything. -
Dinner:
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🍗 Captain George’s Seafood Buffet – end the trip in buffet glory
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🍕 Or revisit your teen’s favorite spot (they’ll definitely have Opinions™)
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Evening:
One final sunset photo. Force it. You’ll thank yourself later.
🧳 Saturday: Check-Out
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Early Breakfast: Whatever’s left + a donut run
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Pack Up:
Teens swear they didn’t bring that much. Somehow you still need three suitcases and a vacuum to get the sand out. -
10:00 AM: Check-out
Hug the beach goodbye. Promise you’ll return... once your ears stop ringing from the arcade.